Not news. Just bull.
Who We (Think We) Are
The Bullet (short for bulletin) is an online news outlet run by a group of NUS students. Here, we painstakingly curate and create a wide array of interesting university campus and young adult related material. We know that most student-run new sites are basically a #snoozefest, so we pride ourselves on producing content that you would actually want to read.
We are the anti-heroes of contemporary journalism - meaning we downright suck at it. We are blatantly biased, disreputable and wrong most of the time, but we promise to always have a good story for you.
If you’re looking for intellectual discussions about all things important, or references for your mid-term paper, you’re out of luck. But if what you want are badly written articles and memes, then you've come to the right place.
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Our team of consists of 5 wannabe AllSingaporeStuff (ASS) writers:
Mister Worldwide, the founding father (may he rest in peace) of the soon-to-be (so he says) viral news site, The Bullet Campus. Some say that he once got a tinder date using only a photo of his dog as a profile picture. A well-travelled millennial, he speaks 5 languages and is a man of many tongues (who knows to use them). You could call him a cunning-linguist.
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Miss Les was the first babe to be featured in @sg_instababes (and that’s your fap material sorted for the week). While not exactly an influencer (only 600 followers - a micro micro influencer), she enjoys shoving discount codes down people’s’ deep throats. Her many suitors consist of mainly GrabHitch drivers and Zouk bartenders.
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~xXiao Li4nzX~ still has room for 37 god-brothers and/or god-sisters. A little known fact, she was the 2014 IFG GeGe MeiMei Champion (Solo Act). Interests include Mei Tu Xiu Xiu, Marlboro Black Menthol, and debating on the proper pronunciation of “Immanuel Kant”.
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The PUNisher is a student at the University with the Best Campus Life. He’s anorexic, agnostic, and was abused as a kid; so Eat, Pray, Love is definitely not an option. He likes pina coladas and getting songs stuck in people’s’ head. The PUNisher has had his calling in life, but has unfortunately left it to voicemail.
The Master Rater can give you 5 stars if you take him for the right ride. He is always enthusiastic and eager to please - we once invited him to party, but he came too early. During his free time, he enjoys posting constructive comments on PornHub videos, like “The guy should have been louder.”