The Best Upcoming Fake Facebook Events in Singapore
If you're into Merlion-scaling and making animal noises.
In the past month, you might have noticed posts a couple of strange events lurking around on your Facebook feed. Events like the ‘Singapore Naruto Run at Vivocity’ and ‘Scream like Goku! Right outside CharaExpo2017!’, both of which actually took place, by the way.
With so many not-so-fake events piling up on Facebook, we know that you can’t possibly keep up with all of them. Especially not when it’s already the end of Week 5, and assignments, presentations and unfinished readings have been piling up on your to-do list from two weeks back. So here at The Bullet, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to compile a list of the best upcoming Facebook events in Singapore. In chronological order. You’re welcome.
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First up, we’ve got ‘Scream "You Shall Not Pass" at Zouk KL’. Okay, so we lied and started off with an event outside of Singapore and taking place tonight. Still, if you’re desperate enough and don’t have any 7-9pm seminars, it’s technically possible to head down just in time to get a couple of drinks in you (probably good to have at least 3) before you start screaming at random Malaysians trying to have a fun Thursday night at Zouk.
Perfect for those who like screaming, dodgy, old, bearded men with a long stick. The weird part about this event is that there’s an actual guestlist offer from the host, one majestic ‘Jason Foo’.
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Probably not the best thing to say to a bouncer.
18 SEP: Chanting 'Hello world' To Increase Computer Knowledge
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We’re not too sure what the hell ‘Hello World’ is, and if NTU condones cultish behaviour - we’re just assuming that this is an inside joke amongst Computing students. And that, we definitely don’t want to be a part of.
Nonetheless, the event is being hosted by SUTD’s very own meme page, ‘A Better World By Memes’. Feel free to check them out cos they sure as hell do a better job at memes than us.
Self-deprecating shoutout, check. Moving on...
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Also hosted by the SUTD meme page, we already know that this one’s bound to be a hit, with more than 300 attendees and more than 1,300 people expressing an interest.
We especially appreciate the fact that the definition of ‘bleating’ was provided - God knows that some of our local university students need the extra help. Don't think we don't know that some of you thought it was a sex thing. We’re also still trying to figure out the quasi-anarchical, socio-political undertones behind this event - it definitely sounds like an Orwellian-themed performance art piece.
Theatre Studies majors, feel free to drop us an email if you have some sort of idea.
22 SEP: Go Home
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Basically just a reminder to get your ass home on the last day of school before recess week. That means we don’t wanna see any of your CLB campers there. Seriously, live a little. Grades aren’t everything. It’s a Friday night. Go to Zouk at Clarke Quay, if not, KL, and do some screaming.
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Pretty self-explanatory - basically, you climb on top of the Merlion, so that you are on ground that is relatively higher than that which your padawan is on, and you watch him melt into lava (Star Wars reference, for those without a childhood).
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You didn't hear it from us, but Halimah Yacob will be joining in to celebrate her landslide victory over absolutely no one.
Perfect for all aspiring jed+i and guys who have low-key always wanted to be Ewan McGregor.
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Really, another one? Wow, we’ve practically got a real Star Wars battle at the Merlion on our hands. Unlike the previous event, this one’s for those who think the good guys are lame and prefer it a little dark.
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Proceed to turn into Darth Vader after.
9 DEC: Zootout for ZoukOut
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Okay, this one probably needs a little explanation. ‘Zoot’ is an athletic brand, most notable in Singapore for being that of the current set of running shoes used in the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF). Just so you know, previous brands included ASICS, New Balance and Adidas. Oh how far we’ve fallen.
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In case you couldn’t accurately perceive its hideosity in the earlier picture.
The SAF undoubtedly excels at getting the ugliest running shoes for our guys. Anyway, back to the event. The instructions are pretty clear and well-articulated in this post made by the host:
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Don't test Limpeh.
More importantly, don’t take our word for it, but we are almost 30% sure that a pair of Zoots will give you an almost 100% chance at getting it on with an SG Instababe at ZoukOut.
And that’s all the Facebook events (to date) worth attending till the end of finals. You can find them on Facebook and click ‘Interested’ to let your friends see how hapz you are. Just be prepared for some A N G E R Y reaccs.
Anything else we missed out on? Any interesting happenings on campus? Let us know at thebulletcampus@gmail.com!
About The Author:
Mr. Worldwide is the founding father (may he rest in peace) of the soon-to-be (so he says) viral news site, The Bullet Campus. Some say that he once got a tinder date using only a photo of his dog as a profile picture. A well travelled millennial, he speaks 5 languages and is a man of many tongues (who knows to use them). You could call him a cunning-linguist.